Konfidence Swim Jacket for Children

Designed specifically to aid swimming instruction, The Original Konfidence Jacket ($45) helps take the fear out of swimming by providing buoyancy in the water. A great alternative to minimally effective water wings and tubes, the Konfidence Jacket promotes correct swimming position and helps children achieve a face forward position in the water as they learn to paddle and kick. The eight removable floats provide maximum buoyancy when fully inflated and can be removed or partially deflated as the child becomes more confident in the water.

The Original Konfidence Jacket is constructed of high quality, durable neoprene shell with soft Lycra/Poly interior. The wetsuit grade neoprene and unique design assure that The Konfidence Jacket will stay in place and not ride up.


Electronic Leak Detection for Professionals

Leak Detection EquipmentThis isn’t for you “softies” out there looking to DIY at home.  This is for true pool guys who sweat bullets pool-side 8-10 hours a day.  If you’re in the business of fixing pools, get your hands on LeakTronics Complete Leak Detection Kit ($TBA).

No longer is it necessary to refer expensive leak detection work to professional leak detection companies. For about the same price that a leak detection company charges to pinpoint a leak in a medium sized pool, LeakTronics.com provides you with all the tools you need to find your own leaks and or start raking in that extra ching that pool leak has been sucking away from you.

This commercial-grade leak detection suite of tools is your new best friend (begin drooling now):

  • Accoustic Sonar Device - to find leaks in gunite, vinyl, and fiberglass pools
  • Two Transducers – one for general listening, the other (pipe mic) is specifically used to find leaks in pipes (main drains, return lines, skimmer lines, etc.)
  • Patented Amplifier with Noise Reduction
  • Adjustable Volume Headphones
  • Refillable Dye Injector
  • Underwater Flashlight – for looking in skimmer (seams) and light niches
  • Inspection Mirror – for hard to see places
  • Durable Carrying Case
  • Video Scope with Dye Injection
  • Pressure Rig with Controllable Air & Water Valves
  • 1.5 inch and 2 inch Injection Plugs (one of each)
  • 1.5 inch and 2 inch Compression Plugs (four of each)
  • Complete User Instructions/Manual
  • Unlimited Customer Support
  • One Year Limited Warranty

Best Pool-side Flip Flop You’ll Ever Own

Surprise, surprise — this well-equipped Reef Leather Fanning flip flop ($52 ) features a church key embedded in the bottom to open that refreshing beer-bottle that’s calling your name.  It alone can surely make you a few new friends at pool parties and barbecues.

And, it’s comfortable too, the contoured footbed and thick, foamy, molded EVA sole with added arch support, the under-heel airbag cushioning, the hidden bottle opener (did we mention that already?).

This version, though, has a rich leather upper and super-soft glove leather lining the thong strap.

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Frontgate Wall-Mount Hose Reel

Stop fumbling around with your hard to manage, hard to rewind garden hose and opt-in for a super-fast Wall-mount Garden Hose Reel from Frontgate ($139.50).

This convenient hose storage solution offers four mounting options to accommodate your unique needs: perpendicular, to run hose away from the wall; parallel, to run hose along the wall; and right-handed or left-handed operation.

Solid brass swivel with smooth-spin axle makes hose unwinding and rewinding a breeze.Constructed of rustproof, powdercoated cast aluminum for rugged durability and weather resistance.

Comfort-grip crank handle provides effortless hose rewinding. Cam-lever brake lets you control how much hose is released. Guaranteed to be leak-free for 10 years.

Holds 150′ of 5/8″ hose. 5′ leader hose and mounting hardware included.

Hose sold separately, sucker.


Twin Eagles Outdoor Pizza Oven

Rock your next pool party with some killer pizza, from your new Twin Eagles 24″ Outdoor Pizza Oven ($1,179)!

This Twin Eagles Salaman Grill Pedestal Base features stainless steel construction, four heavy duty swivel casters with brakes, single side shelf with tool holder, push handle bar for easy movement, single storage drawer with 100 lb capacity, and stainless steel towel ring. The base accommodates a 20 lb propane tank.


Hardwood Patio Chairs

Featuring a slightly reclined seat and arcing arms, this Strathwood Gibranta Arm Chair ($160) makes a comfortable and handsome addition to uber-boring space you call your backyard.  Two removable cushions add comfort and decorative appeal. The back cushion adjusts to give support high or low, where it’s needed. Corner ties secure the seat cushion to the frame so it won’t blow off in a strong wind. The ribbed design on the seat and back is both attractive and functional. The slats are far enough apart to allow rain water to fall through and dry out and close enough together to provide an even seating surface.

Crafted from durable, earth-friendly eucalyptus hardwood, this furniture is intended for outdoor use in all weather. A beautiful hardwood comparable to teak and with excellent weather-resistant properties, eucalyptus is dense and naturally resistant to rot and insect infestation.

Certified by the Forest Stewardship Council (FSC), there is no doubt about the responsible production and consumption of this wood. The rapid growth of eucalyptus trees makes them more readily available and more easily affordable. In addition, furniture constructed of eucalyptus is light enough to move easily and requires no oiling unless to maintain a desired look.


Obsessed With Reading? Kindle Yourself!

We know that even the best books are useless if you can’t read them… and with as many as 620,000 books at the palm of your hand, you can forget about your local library and escape to your very own backyard library with Kindle ($189) – the ultra-cool wireless reading device.

Sleek & Light

At 10.2 ounces, Kindle is lighter than a typical paperback and as thin as most magazines. Barely a third of an inch in profile, you’ll find Kindle fits perfectly in your hands.  Scratch that, it actually fits in your one hand because the other will be gripping an ice-cold BEER.

Simple to Use, No Computer Required

Unlike most electronic devices, the Kindle was built for tool sheds like yourself.  Kindle is wireless and ready to use right out of the box – no setup, no cables, no software to install, no computer required, no brain-usage, eye-balls not included.

Ergonomic Design

Kindle is easy to hold and read. We designed it with long-form reading in mind. Just be sure to put sunblock on during those long reading stretches…

Precise 5-Way Controller

Kindle has an easy-to-use 5-way controller, enabling precise on-screen navigation for selecting text to highlight or looking up words.  Trust us, these buttons are bigger than your Blackberries buttons.


Be a Square with GasCan Oakley Sunglasses

Stop looking like a tool this summer with your military issue portholes and start getting double-takes from the ladies with these GasCan Men’s Oakley Sunglasses ($155).

Oakley pumped the dimensions of the original GasCan sunglasses with the pulse of the street, fueling a one-of-a-kind new look. Now the aggressive design language called Oakley Square O brings a new urban contender.

This pair of sunglasses turns down the volume of O Matter frame material, reducing the overall size with some harder lines that make it streetwise.

High Definition Optics (HDO®) keeps visual performance at full tilt, and impact protection meets all ANSI Z87.1 standards (whatever that means).


HOA Keeping Your Fires Snuffed?

Get yourself a contained outdoor fireplace and tell them to go get bent!

This Pagoda-Style Outdoor Fireplace ($169.99) is the perfect free standing outdoor fireplace for parties or quiet evenings at home. Constructed of sturdy black powder coated steel, this handsome unit allows you to enjoy the ambiance and warmth of an outdoor fire, anytime. Fire screens on all 4 sides give you a 360 degree view of the fire; hinged door gives you easy access. Comes complete with fire tool. Size is 28.37″ L x 24.43″ W x 40.19″ H.

  • Black powder-coated steel construction
  • Fire screens on all 4 sides, for 360 degree view
  • Hinged door for easy access
  • Size: 28.37″ L x 24.43″ W x 40.19″ H.
  • Weight: 46.2 lbs

$10 COUPON: TENOFF


Cover Those Stubs with Crocs

These Crocs ($29) are a closed cell resin which is anti-microbial by nature and resists odor, making these perfect barefoot shoes.

A combination of material and design makes the shoe slip resistant.  Strategically placed ventilation holes allow water, sand and air to travel through the footwear.  Heel strap can be rolled forward for a slip on clog shoe or keep it back for a heel strap.

Arch support is built in, making these all day shoes.


3 Inch Pool Chlorine Tablets 50 lbs.

In The Swim’s 3 Inch Chlorine Pool Tabs ($129.99) are the best price per pound and should last you all summer (depending on how many party’s you throw!).

These chlorine tabs weigh 7 oz. each, are individually wrapped and are slow-dissolving.  Powerful 90% available stabilized chlorine.

Tabs are the perfect size for floaters, skimmers or almost any automatic feeder. 99% Trichloro-S-Triazinetrione.


Complete Pool Water Testing Kit – Taylor

This Taylor Complete Pool Water Test Kit ($99) provides everything you need to monitor the condition of your pool, the instruction booklet that comes with the kit is very comprehensive to boot. This deluxe kit allows the pool manager (that would be you Spicoli) to maintain the highest levels of water quality.

Kit tests for: chlorine/bromine, pH, acid & base demand, total alkalinity, calcium hardness and cyanuric acid.


Pool Slide – RocketRide!

Forget cannonballs, slide your fat bottom down this S.R. Smith RocketSlide Complete ($1,300) in awe inspiring style – wedgie’s included free!

S.R. Smith’s RocketRide slide was created to fit virtually any size in ground swimming pool. The 4-Feet 6-Inch, low-profile, compact design works well with limited deck spaces.

Throw-in a high-volume GrandRapids water delivery system, this slide is the perfect way to add fun to your pool! The RocketRide slide is available in four designer colors to blend with your backyard decor and can be on-deck or in-deck mounted.

The RocketRide slide fully conforms to the consumer product safety commission safety standard for swimming pool slides.


AutoPilot Salt Chlorine Generator

Stop buying chlorine and start using the most reliable and user friendly chlorine generator unit available.  That’s right, generate your own chlorine with AutoPilot’s Pool Pilot Digital ($1,599)!

With microprocessor controls, digital read-out of pool water temperature, current salt level, purifier production level, soft reverse cell cleaning cycle and boost cycle, the Pool Pilot Digital is a technologically advanced unit. The easy-to-read digital readout on this in-line unit even tells you how much salt to add should it run low. The Pool Pilot Digital has a patented temperature compensation feature that actually adjusts chlorine production according to the demands of the water temperature and operates in water temperatures up to 104°F.

It can purify pools up to 51,800 gallons and has a built-in time clock to control your pool pump…all at the touch of a button.


Coolaroo Triangle Shade Sail with Hardware

These commercial grade Coolaroo Triangle Shades ($79) are the cats meow.  Who has 20 years to wait for natural foliage to grow and cast a cool shadow around your deck?

Coolaroo Shade sails make a great addition to any back yard and provide shade for decks, patios, pools and spas. You can create your own uniquely designed outdoor living space using multiple sizes and colors of sail shades. Now you can express your outdoor design skills and provide up to 90% UV block! Reduces temperatures underneath up to 32%, too.  Now that’s cool.

The unique Coolaroo fabric resist mold and mildew and are easy to clean (clean… what’s that?).  The combo pack includes these attachment accessories: 3 pad eyes, 2 turnbuckles and 1 snap hook. The fabric has a 10 year warranty against UV degradation.


Hayward Power-Flo Pool Pump

Anything that has horsepower in its name is cool to us… That’s why the Hayward SP1580X15 Power-Flo LX Series 1-1/2-Horsepower Above-Ground Pool Pump with Cord ($149) should be part of your arsenal.  Don’t ask why, we just told you why – it has horsepower.

The Power-Flo LX is a high-performance pump series designed for the rigors of aboveground and on-ground type swimming pools. Combining durable, corrosion-proof construction with advanced features and options, Power-Flo LX sets the standard for value and performance. For above-ground and in-ground pools requiring self-priming action, Power-Flo II is the pool professional’s choice for superior performance and unparalleled quality.

  • High-performance pump for above-ground and in-ground pools
  • Durable corrosion-proof housing for all-weather performance and quiet operation; 100% drip proof, heat-resistant double-sized seal for long motor life
  • High-performance impeller
  • Drain plug for easy maintenance of pump
  • Clear cover lets you see when basket needs cleaning

Soul Mate: Hayward S180T Pro Series Sand Filter


Hayward Pro Series Sand Filter

It’s a thing of beauty, I know…  The Hayward S180T Pro Series Sand Filter ($199) may not impress your wife, but at least she’ll be impressed with the debri-free, crystal clear water she’ll be bathing in…

The Pro Series filter features an integral top diffuser that evenly distributes unfiltered water over the sand media bed in a cascading, umbrella-like pattern. This allows the greatest filtration possible from every square inch of sand. Then the self-cleaning underdrain assembly, with its 360° slotted laterals, provides a fast, balanced flow of clear water back to the pool while allowing for more thorough backwashing.

Best of all, the Pro’s full-flow technology reduces your energy costs because the filter operates for shorter periods.


Polaris 280 Automatic Pool Cleaner

Who wants to skim pool leaves on a Sunday morning anyways?  We sure don’t!

The Polaris 280 F5 Pressure-Side Automatic Pool Cleaner ($442) is so powerful it sucks the gunite off your pool walls.

This resilient pool cleaner is powered by double jets to sweep and scrub the bottom, walls, and stairs of your pool.

The Polaris 280 runs off a separate booster pump for maximum efficiency and rapid cleaning power.

It’s one of a kind filter bag catches dirt and debris, relieving stress on the rest of your equipment and ultimately prolonging the life of your filtration system.

Includes 31′ of hose.


Weber Genesis Propane Gas Grill

Nothing beats BBQ-grilled chicken wings, especially when you cook’em up with 42,800 awe-inspiring BTU’s.

This college football season, kick-it-off right with your own Weber Gas Grill ($699), and tell your girlfriend to go get a “mani-pedi” while the Buckeyes romp the competition.

  • 42,800-BTU propane-gas grill with 3 main burners and 12,000-BTU flush-mounted side burner
  • 637 square inches of total cooking space; electronic ignition for easy start-ups; thermometer
  • Porcelain-enameled, cast-iron cooking grates; Flavorizer bars; 2 work areas; 6 tool holders
  • Steel frame; enclosed cart; propane tank sold separately; Weber cookbook included
  • Measures 30 by 60 by 64-1/2 inches with the lid open; 2- to 25-year limited warranty on various parts

iPool Deluxe – For Sure!

It’s hotter than a Taliban cave and you know what’s missing from your browned-up grassy backyard? An iPool Deluxe Above Ground Exercise Swimming Pool with Filter / Pump and Heater Upgrade ($1,699)!

The latest innovation in resistance swimming, the iPool acts like an extremely tiny lap pool, helping you get all the exercise you need while taking up only 6 square meters of space–far less than a full-sized pool. The iPool’s small swimming tank is made of durable, lightweight fabric and is lined with PVC coating, ensuring that the 1,500 gallons of water stays securely inside. More significantly, the iPool offers a total footprint of roughly 10 by 6.5 feet, about the size of a minivan or SUV. As a result, you can move the iPool to several different locations in your backyard with ease.